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Lucky Envelopes: Verity vs Gabby

Lucky Envelopes: Verity vs Gabby

£12.00

Each contestant must choose an envelope. The options inside the envelopes are: Safe, Pie or Gunge. Each time they choose they will receive whatever the envelope says. If one of them picks 'gunge' then they have lost and will take a seat in the tank for a gunging...

SupaSlima • Teegan Knox

SupaSlima • Teegan Knox

£12.00

Teegan is back for another gunging inside the foam-filling SupaSlima at MessyWorld...

Eye's Pie: Stacy vs Verity

Eye's Pie: Stacy vs Verity

£12.00

The girls play the very messy game of Eye's Pie. Each contestant picks an object in the studio, the other must guess what they have spied. For every incorrect guess they get a pie in the face, then they swap turns. The overall loser will also face the gunge tank & ultimate sliming...

Jane's First Solo WAM Sesh Gets Creamy, Steamy, and Sloppy

Jane's First Solo WAM Sesh Gets Creamy, Steamy, and Sloppy

£2.39

Jane does her first-ever solo messy shoot!  Starting out with pies to the face and masturbation, the scene also includes footage of pie sitting, pie foot-play, her self-slop-sliming and slop pie, and two different wash-off clips (one for the pies and one for the slime)...

Jane's Face Reveal Session

Jane's Face Reveal Session

£1.59

Jane showed her face clean, and now it's time to cover it in delectable whipped cream pies! J gives Jane five pies across her face and hair before an excited and giggling Jane delivers a glorious, messy, and incredibly final self pie directly to her own gorgeous kisser! This is followed by a green sliming & fun with ranch dressing!..

Jenni Wonder Woman

Jenni Wonder Woman

£12.00

Jenni is dressed as Wonder Woman as Hannah (dressed in blue lingerie) pies her several times including her feet (close up feet cam), then pours 3 buckets of gunge all over her...

MessyFX Takeover: J-foam

MessyFX Takeover: J-foam

£10.00

While Messyworld take their annual August break to refresh the studio & tend to errands, our colleagues at MessyFX are taking over the studio. Here, join MessyFX.com's own Kimberly & trans model Cerys Warner as they showcase the theatre & television foam spray known as J-foam. J-foam is a slapstick foam spray available in 5 colours and can be bought from MessyFX.com...

SupaSlima • Teegan Knox in Leather Skirt & Jacket

SupaSlima • Teegan Knox in Leather Skirt & Jacket

£15.00

Teegan tries out the new SupaSlima, foam-filling gunge machine. She wears her finest leatherette pleated skirt & pink leather jacket with black tights.Get ready for a foam smothering & 2 massive tank full's of gunge!..

Pie in the Box: Annie vs Anna

Pie in the Box: Annie vs Anna

£10.00

The girls play the game of “pie in the box” for a chance to get their opponent in the gunge tank..

Eye's Pie: Roxanne vs Kimberly

Eye's Pie: Roxanne vs Kimberly

£12.00

A game of eye spy but with pies and a gunge tank. Contestants must guess what the other has spied, but if they are wrong a pie will go in their face. After 3 pies, they will swap until all the pies are used up. Then we go to sudden death where the first to lose is gunged!..

Eye's Pie: Emma vs Claire

Eye's Pie: Emma vs Claire

£10.00

Emma & Claire play Eye’s Pie. Each contestant takes their turn on the hot seat and must guess the object in the studio, for every incorrect answer they get a pie in their face. For a correct answer they swap. If 3 wrong answers in a row they also swap but once all the pies are used up, we go to sudden death and one of them will be getting gunged...

One & Done: Honey vs Anna

One & Done: Honey vs Anna

£10.00

Haney & Anna play One & Done. Each girl rolls the dice and if they roll a 1, they get pied. The keep going until all the pies are used up. The person with the most pies on them loses, and gets gunged by their opponent...

Eye's Pie: Louisa vs Emma

Eye's Pie: Louisa vs Emma

£15.00

Louisa & Emma play Eyes Pie. Each girl picks something they can see in the studio and gives the first letter only. Their component gets 4 guesses, each incorrect guess and they get a pie to the face. After 4 guesses they swap. Whoever gets the most pies in the face also gets gunged in the gunge tank...

KS008 - Gloria in Excelsior

KS008 - Gloria in Excelsior

£6.00

The Glorious Yorkshire lass, Gloria finds herself tied to the chair and and in a bit of predicament!!!..

The Plunga! • Lisa Spelling

The Plunga! • Lisa Spelling

£14.99

Former Messyworld presenter (of Lisa & Louise), Lisa Cole finally gets one epic plunging as she fails her spelling quiz. She is plunged into the thick pink VEX gunge with a layer of foam for added measure...

Daisy Chain: Amanda vs Janey

Daisy Chain: Amanda vs Janey

£8.99

Daisy Chain is a game where each word must start with the end letter of the previous word. But a slip up could result in a very messy predicament and another ruined outfit for either Janey or Amanda...

Obliteration with Mollie

Obliteration with Mollie

£8.99

Mollie is absolutely covered in pies, slime, foam & gunge by Lisa & Suzie whilst wearing a not-so-flattering dress...

The Unlucky Circle: Gabby vs Elisse

The Unlucky Circle: Gabby vs Elisse

£8.99

Gabby & Elisse are pitted against each other in a new game called The Unlucky Circle. Each contestant must spin the wheel to find out what their fate may be. On the wheel are pies, points, instant gungings and all sorts of traps...

The Plunga!: Graham 'Delboy' Sketch

The Plunga!: Graham 'Delboy' Sketch

£14.99

Zane gets to stay clean for once and instead pie Graham as 'Delboy'. He sits him down and begins to pie him several times, but Graham gives Zane a pie in return. The disgruntled Zane now takes Graham to be gunged on The Plunga! as a form of punishment...

Zane's Studio Tour

Zane's Studio Tour

£14.99

Zane is a presenter who gets invited to a studio tour of The Plunga! He meets Callum who shows him around behind the scenes then gives him his own personal experience of a day on the set of Messyworld for all his viewers to enjoy...

The Human Carwash: Elisse

The Human Carwash: Elisse

£12.99

For failing to guess the song in her Carwash Connect game, Elisse has returned to face her mega carwash gunging...

The Human Carwash: Carwash Connect with Elisse

The Human Carwash: Carwash Connect with Elisse

£12.99

Elisse takes to the carwash to try and find all of the song lyrics placed around the device. While she finds them, a few mucky surprises will reveal themselves. Elisse must them put all the sentences in the correct order and try to work out the song, all while The Human Carwash spews it's gallons and gallons of gunge & foam all over her...

The Pillory System with Gabriel

The Pillory System with Gabriel

£8.99

Gabriel in locked into The Pillory System by Callum and given a total obliteration in pies and gunge. He wears jeans, teeshirt with bare feet. His neck, wrists and ankles are locked in the contraption so he cannot escape whatever Callum presents him with. To protect himself, Callum wears a waterproof suit over his clothes...

Suzie's Obliteration by Lisa & Mollie

Suzie's Obliteration by Lisa & Mollie

£8.99

Suzie is sat on the chair and completely obliterated in gunge, pies & slime by Lisa & Mollie..

The Human Carwash: Carwash Connect with Jenni Stryder

The Human Carwash: Carwash Connect with Jenni Stryder

£12.99

Jenni takes her place in the carwash. Around the device are random song lyrics. Jenni must grabs all of the song lyrics then piece them together to work out the song, but during the game the carwash will be in full operation covering her as she tried to find out what the song is...

tMe: The Messyworld eXpress with Hannah Graeme

tMe: The Messyworld eXpress with Hannah Graeme

£14.99

Hannah rides The Messyworld eXpress.Along the ride she travels through the incredibly messy, Butchers Row, Pie Lane, Laundry Junction, Frustration Avenue, Splosh Circus and of course the intense Grand Terminus...

tMe: The MessyWorld eXpress: Zane Bateman

tMe: The MessyWorld eXpress: Zane Bateman

£12.99

It's the first of our festive specials across the Messyworld network and the end of an era. The final trip for the guys on the messyworld express as Callum gets his revenge on Zane for when he put him on the ride last week. He sends Zane through again but goes full gunge volume. Featuring; Butchers Row, Pie Lane, Laundry Junction, Frustration Avenue, Splosh Circus & Grand Terminus. Lots of banter, lots of gunge & one heck of a finale awaits Zane in this epic journey that would catch the attention of Norris McWherter..

tMe: The MessyWorld eXpress: Callum Leigh

tMe: The MessyWorld eXpress: Callum Leigh

£8.99

Callum rides The MessyWorld eXpress in a tracksuit and white trainers, with a large bling necklace, much to his disgruntlement. Featuring; Butchers Row, Pie Lane, Laundry Junction, Frustration Avenue, Splosh Circus & Grand Terminus.He plays an arrogant, obnoxious lad annoyed that he has been put in such a situation.Includes behind-the-scenes video shot by Miss Michaela of Callum clearing up the gunge and some "help" from his colleagues!!..

tMe: The Messyworld eXpress: Zane Bateman Suit

tMe: The Messyworld eXpress: Zane Bateman Suit

£4.99

Callum sends Zane on a ride of The MessyWorld eXpress in a suit, a ghost train style ride around the studios. Featuring; Butchers Row, Pie Land, Laundry Junction, Frustration Avenue, Splosh Circus & Grand Terminus...

Dot2Dot: Gabby vs Elisse

Dot2Dot: Gabby vs Elisse

£4.99

So, we have a human dot to dot. Gabby is strapped in place with numbers stuck around her body. Her opponent, Elisse, must connect the numbers using a gunge blaster, then a tin of Avalanche spray. Salina will judge if the drawing is suitable and if so, will place Gabby in the gunge tank. If she doesn't think the dot to dot work by Elisse is sufficient then Elisse will be sent to the tank instead.The price has been discounted due to a minor sound issue however this does not effect the game/gungings...

The Human Carwash: Jack Ashley

The Human Carwash: Jack Ashley

£8.99

Jack rides The Human Carwash in his own clothes. Along the ride he faces the sticky carwash brushes, the blade, the slime jets, the foam and the 3 mega overhead gunge tanks above. What a ride!..

The Human Carwash: Lisa Gunged in Tracksuit

The Human Carwash: Lisa Gunged in Tracksuit

£8.99

Lisa wearing a shiny pink & black adidas tracksuit, hooped earrings & lots of attitude is sent through The Human Carwash as a form of community payback...

THIRTEEN: with Callum Leigh

THIRTEEN: with Callum Leigh

£2.99

It's all about the number 13 in this video. Released on the 13th of the month, it's 13 minutes, 13 seconds long, and it features 13 custard & foam pies. Also features takes from the aftermath promos and his fully clothed shower afterwards.He wears a navy blue shirt, tight-fitting waistcoat & leather belt. The camera is from the waist up...

tMe: The Messyworld eXpress: Gareth Roberts

tMe: The Messyworld eXpress: Gareth Roberts

£8.99

Gareth takes a ride on The Messyworld eXpress, a ghost-train inspired messy ride. Starting behind the scenes, Gareth enters the journey stopping at Butchers row, Pie Land, Laundry Junction, Frustration Avenue, Splosh Circus and finally ending up in Grand Terminus, the biggest gunge finale to a contraption ever...

The Plunga!: Zane/Callum GYOB Tribute 01

The Plunga!: Zane/Callum GYOB Tribute 01

£8.99

Callum begins on the ramp answering the questions, he gets all bar one correct meaning Zane must swap places with him. Before Callum gets the glory of plunging him, he gives him a face full of foam.Callum then makes Zane do a number of mucky tasks in the 3.000 litre gunge pit.Both contestants wear full GYOB kits...

The Messyworld Summer Games: Janey vs Samantha 07

The Messyworld Summer Games: Janey vs Samantha 07

£4.99

It's the final of the summer predicament games and it is a tie. So, an egg throwing/catching game decides the winner and the loser with the loser getting a maga trashing...

The Messyworld Summer Games: Janey vs Samantha 06

The Messyworld Summer Games: Janey vs Samantha 06

£8.99

Janey takes her turn in the rubber sleepsack where she is zipped and sealed up to begin her predicament game. She must retrieve all of the balls in amongst the foam with gunge being fired at her by her opponent Samantha, attemping to distract her so she doesn't beat her time. All to play for as the loser will get the final end of series gunge finale...

The Messyworld Summer Games: Janey vs Samantha 05

The Messyworld Summer Games: Janey vs Samantha 05

£8.99

Just another day at the summer games for Samantha & Janey. Samantha gets put into a rubber sleepsack and zipped up, then lowered to the ground where she must retrive all of the balls with her mouth in amongst all of the foam. During her ordeal, Michaela and Janey will be helpfully firing gunge at her to try and distract her. It's all to play for as Janey will need her to take as long as possible or she could face the final gunging...

The Messyworld Summer Games: Janey vs Samantha 04

The Messyworld Summer Games: Janey vs Samantha 04

£8.99

Samantha's turn to retrieve the key to her straitjacket now. In her way, the fact that her hands are obviously tied and there is a tun full of slime between her and the key at the bottom of it. She must get the key in a faster time than opponent Janey...

The Messyworld Summer Games: Janey vs Samantha 03

The Messyworld Summer Games: Janey vs Samantha 03

£8.99

Janey takes her place in the latex straitjacket in front of the dreaded tub of slime. She must find the key to the padlock that is keeping her from escaping. The only way to get the key is to get a face and hair full of very thick slime...

The Messyworld Summer Games: Janey vs Samantha 02

The Messyworld Summer Games: Janey vs Samantha 02

£8.99

Janey takes her turn in the padlocked rubber straitjacket. She must pop the foam filled balloons to try and retrive the key to escape. More importantly beaten her opponent Samantha's time...

The Messyworld Summer Games: Janey vs Samantha 01

The Messyworld Summer Games: Janey vs Samantha 01

£8.99

Sam is locked in the orange rubber straitjacket, has the blunt spike positioned on her head and must pop all of the foam filled balloons to retrive the key to her padlock. It's a messy predicament game but how will she do?..

The Messyworld Summer Games: Hannah vs Jenni 05

The Messyworld Summer Games: Hannah vs Jenni 05

£8.99

Hannah is locked into a rubber sleepsack, she must move on her stomach to retrieve the 4 balls attached to ropes and place them in the goal with her mouth. Each rope is embedded in foam and along the way will be her opponent Jenni firing gunge at her. Will she get all 4 balls into the goal? A very messy predicament game...

The Messyworld Summer Games: Hannah vs Jenni 04

The Messyworld Summer Games: Hannah vs Jenni 04

£8.99

Jenni is locked into a rubber sleepsack, she must move on her stomach to retrieve the 4 balls attached to ropes and place them in the goal with her mouth. Each rope is embedded in foam and along the way will be her opponent Hannah firing gunge at her. Will she get all 4 balls into the goal. A very messy predicament game...

The Newsdesk with Elisse

The Newsdesk with Elisse

£8.99

Elisse must talk about a specific subject without hesitating for minutes. Every time she hesitates, she gets messy. Featuring gunge blasters, foam and overhead gunge tank. Her topic is 'Time'...

The Messyworld Summer Games: Gareth vs Zane 01

The Messyworld Summer Games: Gareth vs Zane 01

£8.99

Welcome to The Messyworld Summer Games. Messyworld is moving to a brand new studio, so during the transition, we have created some rather alternative games. Foam filled Balloon bursting in a straitjacket, a head dunking game (also in a straitjacket), a rubber sleepsack (or condom) ball grabbing with your mouth game and of course a loser's gunge finale. Every game is going to be ultra messy. These games have been filmed at our production offices and hosted by Callum Leigh. Today it's balloon bursting time.Includes Game 1 and the Game 1 result-gunging video...

Cassie Pied

Cassie Pied

£8.99

Cassie is covered in layer upon layer of custard pies at the hands of Michaela & Callum...

The Human Carwash: Michaela Orange Rainwear

The Human Carwash: Michaela Orange Rainwear

£8.99

Michaela rides The Human Carwash in orange rainwear, as part of a test, in this never released video from the Messyworld archives...

Callum Rock Star Girlfriend Apology

Callum Rock Star Girlfriend Apology

£8.99

Arrogant rock band front man, Callum, has been cheating on his girlfriend on tour. She demands that he films her an apology video by pieing himself then stripping down to nothing but a latex thong, pieing his backside and then covering himself in thick black treacle for her amusement...

tMe: The Messyworld eXpress with Katherine Varsy

tMe: The Messyworld eXpress with Katherine Varsy

£8.00

Katherine Varsy rides The Messyworld eXpress, a ghost train inspired messy ride around the Messyworld studios. Starting backstage, she enters the ride getting messy at Butchers Row, Pie Lane, Laundry Junction, Frustration Avenue, Splosh Circus & finally, Grand Terminus where she is given the mega gunge, foam & slime finale like no other...

The Human Carwash: Samantha in Black Suit

The Human Carwash: Samantha in Black Suit

£8.00

Samantha Collins rides The Human Carwash in her finest work suit. Along the ride she travels through the sticky carwash brushes, the blade, the slime jets, the foam and the 3 large overhead gunge tanks...

Lisa & Michaela Bosses Mess You

Lisa & Michaela Bosses Mess You

£8.99

Your 2 female bosses Lisa & Michaela summon you to their office and humiliate you with pies and gunge...

Mr Melly the Carwash Owner

Mr Melly the Carwash Owner

£8.99

Mr S Melly is the monopoly carwash owner, putting all the other carwashes in the area out of business. When he hears about a new carwash on his patch, he wants to take a look. After he sneaks into Messyworld to find out what is going on and hoping to sabotage this new 'carwash', he gets an unexpected surprise.....

The Human Carwash: Jenni in Tights

The Human Carwash: Jenni in Tights

£8.99

Jenni rides The Human Carwash in a white vest, denim hotpants and tights. After getting a severe messing in water, foam and gunge including the brushes, slime jets, blade, foam sprayers and overhead gunge tanks, we then see her shower off behind the scenes...

Human Carwash: Ava

Human Carwash: Ava

£8.99

Ava rides the messy pinnacle, The Messyworld Human Carwash. During, she wears some shiny leggings and a denim jacket...

'Jean Pierre' - The Restaurant Critic

'Jean Pierre' - The Restaurant Critic

£8.99

Zane Bateman plays restaurant critic 'Jean Pierre'. With coronavirus restrictions in place, and no table pre-booked, Jean Pierre arrives to be seated, expecting the very best. He is snobby, self-serving, and very up himself to say the least. Waiter Callum, takes him to the only available seat, 'The VIP area' (secretly designated for difficult guests). Jean Pierre is led to his table and Callum takes down his order, putting up with lots of demands from the self-proclaimed VIP. As Callum returns, he brings a full menu of very mucky and messy foods with him ready for the immaculately dressed critic. Callum proceeds to absolutely cover Jean Pierre and destroy his very expensive suit. After covering him in gravy, ketchup, rice pudding, mayonnaise, black treacle, mashed potato, tomatoes, and rice, he then gives him a dessert of 3 layers of colourful gunge. He then invites some of the guests to have selfies to humiliate the arrogant critic...

The Human Carwash: Verity Yellow Cosplay Dress

The Human Carwash: Verity Yellow Cosplay Dress

£8.99

Verity Scott rides The Human Carwash in a beautiful yellow cosplay dress from her Christmas party 2 years ago. With Messyworld not having our annual behind closed doors messy Christmas party for obvious reasons this year, we have produced a couple of extra videos instead.Verity had wanted to try getting slimed for a very long time, and although this isn't her first video with us, she really loved The Human Carwash experience...

The Human Carwash: Katherine Varsy

The Human Carwash: Katherine Varsy

£8.99

Katherine rides The Human Carwash, taking on the sticky rotating brushes, the slime jets, the foam and the 3 thick gunge tanks along the ride!..

Kinky Truth, Messy Dare

Kinky Truth, Messy Dare

£8.99

Lisa & Michaela answers your questions in Kinky Truth, Messy Dare. If they can't answer a question they will get a little messy. Dares range from sitting on pies, having feet gunged all the way to being locked into the pillory system...

Janey Mega-Messy Halloween Ghost Train Ride!

Janey Mega-Messy Halloween Ghost Train Ride!

£8.99

Janey rides The Messyworld eXpress (tMe), a mega messy ghost train style ride filled with foam, pies and gunge. Starting behind the scenes, the ride travels through Butchers Row, Pie Lane, Laundry Junction, Frustration Avenue, Splosh Circus and ends up in a mega messy finale at Grand Terminus. This ride also includes a guest visit from Lisa Cole making the ride that little messier for her colleague Janey...

The Human Carwash: Janey Latex Catsuit

The Human Carwash: Janey Latex Catsuit

£8.99

Janey rides The Human Carwash in a Latex Catsuit...

The Human Carwash: Allie Bea Gunged

The Human Carwash: Allie Bea Gunged

£8.99

Allie is gunged in The Human Carwash in denim hotpants...

Lisa & Janey Pie You

Lisa & Janey Pie You

£8.99

Lisa & Janey are fed up of you leaving the place a state, leaving dirty washing up in soak and generally being sloppy and messy around the flat. They are going to teach you a lesson and make you get a taste of your own medicine by making you very dirty and messy, just like how you leave the flat. In fact, they are going to smother you in custard pies so you really begin to understand what dirty and mucky is like...

The Human Carwash: Sara in Jeans

The Human Carwash: Sara in Jeans

£8.99

Sara rides The Human Carwash in tight jeans and a white top. Along the ride, she faces the sticky rotating brushes, the slime jets, the blade, a coating of foam and 3 large thick gunge tanks.Includes her post-gunge shower off (fully-clothed of course!)...

Human Carwash: Janey in Double Denim

Human Carwash: Janey in Double Denim

£8.99

Janey rides The Human Carwash in a double denim outfit. Along the ride she is covered in layers of gunge and foam from red to chocolate brown. ..

Producer Pied & Gunged during LIVE Filming!

Producer Pied & Gunged during LIVE Filming!

£8.99

Messyworld's lead producer (who also plays presenter Callum) was pied during live filming on MwGirls. Lisa & Michaela chose the moment knowing he was unable to take his hands off of the cameras or it'd ruin the shoot. He also had to stay completely silent. After the scene cut, they took him to the gunge tank while the model was showering off. ..

Jessica Gets Messy in Pool

Jessica Gets Messy in Pool

£4.99

Jessica gets messy in the park at the hands of Miss Michaela...

Zane Messed by Gareth

Zane Messed by Gareth

£4.99

Zane receives a mega messing at the hands of his arch rival Gareth. Wearing a full lycra cycling outfit, he received countless pies and buckets of gunge before getting a massive avalanche and gunge tank finale from the hidden tanks in the ceiling...

Lisa & Louise; The Rivals - Series 3, Ep.5 - Cookery Corner

Lisa & Louise; The Rivals - Series 3, Ep.5 - Cookery Corner

£4.99

Lisa & Louise go head to head in a series of battles where their chosen contestants have to complete a number of mucky challenges in order to save their host from getting gunged.In this episode, they take on Cookery Corner where they have to make 10 perfect pies in a short space of time. The loser will wear all the pies with an added layer of 'sauce'...

Lisa & Louise; The Rivals - Series 2, Ep.4 - The Final Result

Lisa & Louise; The Rivals - Series 2, Ep.4 - The Final Result

£4.99

Lisa & Louise go head to head in a series of battles where their chosen contestants have to complete a number of mucky challenges in order to save their host from getting gunged.This week, the overall loser faces The Chair!..

Lisa & Louise; The Rivals - Series 2, Ep.3 - Cookery Corner

Lisa & Louise; The Rivals - Series 2, Ep.3 - Cookery Corner

£4.99

Lisa & Louise go head to head in a series of battles where their chosen contestants have to complete a number of mucky challenges in order to save their host from getting gunged.In this episode, they take on Cookery Corner...

Lisa & Louise; The Rivals - Series 1, Ep.4 - The Final Result

Lisa & Louise; The Rivals - Series 1, Ep.4 - The Final Result

£4.99

Lisa & Louise go head to head in a series of battles where their chosen contestants have to complete a number of mucky challenges in order to save their host from getting gunged.This week, the overall loser faces The Chair!..

Lisa & Louise; The Rivals - Series 1, Ep.1 - Cookery Corner

Lisa & Louise; The Rivals - Series 1, Ep.1 - Cookery Corner

£4.99

Lisa & Louise go head to head in a series of battles where their chosen contestants have to complete a number of mucky challenges in order to save their host from getting gunged.In this episode, they take on Cookery Corner...

Tamsin & Jessica Piefight

Tamsin & Jessica Piefight

£1.99

Tamsin & Jessica get into a very heavy pie fight after Tamsin accuses Jessica of sleeping with her boyfriend. Both girls will end up getting covered in pies...

Louise Trashed by Michaela

Louise Trashed by Michaela

£4.99

Louise Mattin is placed in a large tub so that Miss Michaela can have some fun with her. She trashes her in pies, sauce, slime & all sorts of mess, not stopping until she's used every last drop of everything she has available. Poor Louise is left dripping in slimey, sticky gunge, pies and sauces ruining her new dress...

The Quiz with Lisa & Louise: Round 1

The Quiz with Lisa & Louise: Round 1

£4.99

Lisa & Louise are about to take their new positions as lead hosts of MessyWorld.net, but first, we pit them against each other in a quiz. The loser, faces The Human Carwash, the winner, gets access to the controls.....

The Quiz with Freya: Round 2

The Quiz with Freya: Round 2

£4.99

Freya has another go at the Gunge Timer Quiz. But, there is a major twist. The card is completely blank. It appears she has been stitched up and is getting messy anyway...

The Quiz with Lisa & Louise: Round 2

The Quiz with Lisa & Louise: Round 2

£4.99

Louise wants a rematch. So, it's Lisa & Louise quiz round 2.0, but, Lisa makes a comment to host Michaela and things get a little biased.....

The Quiz with Debbie & Rachel

The Quiz with Debbie & Rachel

£4.99

Debbie & Rachel go head to head in a language based quiz. The first to get an answer wrong will take a seat in The Destroyer, and remain there until either they get a question correct or their opponent gets a question wrong. On question 10 whoever is sat on the seat will get gunged...

Human Carwash: Viewers Vote for Michaela!

Human Carwash: Viewers Vote for Michaela!

£4.99

Messyworld Head Mistress, Miss Michaela, and the head producer had a bet in which Michaela lost. So the producers decided that she'd have to record a plea video to viewers of Messyworld, asking them to share or retweet the video, which would result in her going through The Human Carwash in her own PVC outfit. After receiving more then 30 retweets, this is what happened, and her outfit was stained and ruined forever...

Human Carwash: Tamara in Bikini

Human Carwash: Tamara in Bikini

£4.99

Tamara completes her submission training by asking to go through The Human Carwash in her bikini..

Human Carwash: Tamara in Lingerie

Human Carwash: Tamara in Lingerie

£4.99

As part of her continued submissive training, Tamara goes through The Human Carwash in just her lingerie..

Human Carwash: Tamara Mummified

Human Carwash: Tamara Mummified

£4.99

Stacy was not happy about Tamara's reaction when winning the gunge vote against Stacy. So, Stacy has instructed Michaela to punish her pretty severely. Miss Michaela, mummifies Tamara in cling wrap & duct tape, then reveals the Human Carwash behind her where she goes through the machine completely bound up.....

Human Carwash: Michaela Triple Denim

Human Carwash: Michaela Triple Denim

£4.99

Every device is tested, re-tested and tested again before MessyWorld inflict the gunge on a model. That unfortunate job falls to one lady..... Michaela Anderson!Michaela is wearing triple denim; jeans, a shirt and a jacket, all her own clothing (although you wouldn't catch her wearing all 3 at the same time - usually!)Jets and gunge galore, Michaela is well and truly covered!..

Human Carwash: Vicky in Short Dress

Human Carwash: Vicky in Short Dress

£4.99

Vicky goes through The Human Carwash...

Human Carwash: Tamsin's Mega Carwash Trip

Human Carwash: Tamsin's Mega Carwash Trip

£4.99

Looking very classy, Tamsin gets a double trip in the carwash in this mega gunging.After a very heavily equipped ride with gunge, water, foam and goo she is reversed and gets the whole treatment again... lucky Tamsin!..

Human Carwash: Vicki Swimwear

Human Carwash: Vicki Swimwear

£4.99

Vicky is covered in gunge whilst taking a ride in The Human Carwash. Let the pumps begin.....

Human Carwash: Vicky in Leather & Denim

Human Carwash: Vicky in Leather & Denim

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Vicky gets a ride in the MessyWorld Human Carwash in her favorite leather jacket and denim hotpants with a magnitude of gunge from thick and gloopy to wet and sticky, foam, slime and those sticky brushes. See how different she looks when she reappears in the control room...

Human Carwash: Tamara Tied Up

Human Carwash: Tamara Tied Up

£4.99

As part of her 4-day intensive submissive training to punish her for laughing at her Mistress Stacy, Tamara is tied up and sent through The Human Carwash by Stacy's good friend, Miss Michaela...

Human Carwash: Secretary Janey

Human Carwash: Secretary Janey

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Messyworld secretary, Janey, is gunged in The Human Carwash for chatting to mates during office hours. She then has to write out lines covered in mess!..

Human Carwash: Olivia in Business Suit

Human Carwash: Olivia in Business Suit

£4.99

Wealthy business owner Olivia Hartley-Cohen takes a trip through The Messyworld Human Carwash with all it's features..

Human Carwash: Lucy's PVC Carwash Trip

Human Carwash: Lucy's PVC Carwash Trip

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Lucy goes through The Human Carwash in a skintight, full body PVC catsuit, waist clincher & latex gloves...

Human Carwash: Lyndsey Brooker Quiz - Round 01

Human Carwash: Lyndsey Brooker Quiz - Round 01

£4.99

What would the fan of a popular boy band go through to win tickets to their final gig? Here, 'One Direction' fanatic Lyndsey Brooker is risking her hair, body and outfit to play for these tickets. She will have to answer 20 questions, but for every answer she gets wrong, she will go through another stage of the carwash. If she gets 5 questions wrong, she looses the tickets and will go to the final 'Destroyer' Stage! So, Let's play, The Human Carwash: The Big Quiz.......

Human Carwash: Tamsin in Red Lingerie

Human Carwash: Tamsin in Red Lingerie

£4.99

Tamsin Coren rides the wet & messy Human Carwash in satin red lingerie where she goes through brushes drenched in pie toppings, then through intensive water jets & finished with Thick Yellow Slime... and Thick Pink Slime! Plus, a couple of buckets are thrown over her along the way...

Human Carwash: Olivia Gunged in Red Dress

Human Carwash: Olivia Gunged in Red Dress

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Olivia Hartley-Cohen rides the mighty Human Carwash in a long red evening dress. It would be a terrible shame is she got a stain on it, wouldn't it!..

Human Carwash: Tamsin in PVC

Human Carwash: Tamsin in PVC

£4.99

Tamsin gets into her best shiny PVC outfit, ready to get soaked and slimed in the very messy ride...

Human Carwash: Tamsin in White Dress

Human Carwash: Tamsin in White Dress

£4.99

Tamsin is sent through the Messyworld Human Carwash in a white dress & tights, where along her journey through the brushes and gunge she encounters the water jets and some very messy pink slime all positioned nicely to destroy her pretty dress...

Human Carwash: PVC Maid Kerri

Human Carwash: PVC Maid Kerri

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Maid Kerri goes for a special ride through The Human Carwash in a beautiful PVC maid's dress...

Human Carwash: Lyndsey Brooker Quiz - Round 02

Human Carwash: Lyndsey Brooker Quiz - Round 02

£4.99

After losing out on tickets to see one of her favorite pop bands, Lyndsey is given a second chance to try and win tickets but once again risks being covered in gunge for every answer she gets incorrect. If 5 questions are answered incorrectly then she will once again face the 'Destroyer' stage of the carwash machine...

Human Carwash: Lucy's Dirty Carwash

Human Carwash: Lucy's Dirty Carwash

£4.99

Lucy once spilt red wine over Michaela's white top, so this gives her the perfect opportunity for revenge. Lucy is told to wear a full crisp white outfit for a shoot. But, unbeknown to her, she is to be put through a very dirty Human Carwash, designed to stain, destroy and ruin her outfit, hair and makeup...

Human Carwash: Maid Lucy's Deep Clean

Human Carwash: Maid Lucy's Deep Clean

£4.99

After putting a pie in Miss Michaela's face, Lucy is about to be punished and given, in Miss Michaela's words, 'A Deep Clean' to wash away her attitude. Dressed in her PVC maid's dress, Lucy goes through The Human Carwash, but ends up far from clean.....

Human Carwash: Michaela in Denim

Human Carwash: Michaela in Denim

£4.99

Michaela takes a trip through Messyworld's Human Carwash in a denim outfit where along her journey awaits the foam, the sticky carwash brushes, the gunge jets and the messy gunge finale. All ready to cover her!..

Human Carwash: Michaela's Festive Preview

Human Carwash: Michaela's Festive Preview

£4.99

Michaela is here to provide a sneak preview of the brand new and very expensive Human Carwash extension.It's bigger, it's messier and it's even more unforgiving. The Human Carwash Mark 2.0 is here and in festive mode, Michaela dressed in PVC is ready to test it...

Human Carwash: Michaela in Formalwear

Human Carwash: Michaela in Formalwear

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Michaela rides The Human Carwash in formalwear...

Human Carwash: A Casual Honey B

Human Carwash: A Casual Honey B

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Honey B takes another trip through the Human Carwash with some foam, sticky brushes and some very messy and very vivid pink, blue & green gunge...

Human Carwash: A Formal Honey B

Human Carwash: A Formal Honey B

£4.99

Wearing a crisp white shirt, a smiling Honey B is firstly turned into a blank canvas ready for her Carwash trip! ..

Human Carwash: Michaela's Business Suit

Human Carwash: Michaela's Business Suit

£4.99

Miss Michaela gunges her former boss in The Human Carwash wearing a full business suit. Along the ride, he faces the foam machine, the wet and sticky carwash brushes, the blade, the soakers, the gunge jets,  the avalanche, several blasts of gunge and 2 overhead gunge tanks including the finale. Miss Michaela is also seen enjoying pressing the buttons...

Human Carwash: Customer Satisfaction Scheme

Human Carwash: Customer Satisfaction Scheme

£4.99

After receiving a low satisfaction rating, secretary Jo is taken to The Human Carwash...

Human Carwash: Ashleigh in Swimwear

Human Carwash: Ashleigh in Swimwear

£4.99

Ashleigh takes her first ever trip through The Human Carwash. The perfect way to cool off on a hot summer's afternoon. Beaches & pools are dull, The Human Carwash is much more sexy!..

Human Carwash: Ashleigh in Maids Dress

Human Carwash: Ashleigh in Maids Dress

£4.99

Ashleigh Jamerson rides The Messyworld Human Carwash in a black maid's outfit with white apron and head dress...

Human Carwash: Chloe in Bikini

Human Carwash: Chloe in Bikini

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Chloe is sent through The Human Carwash in her yellow bikini...

Human Carwash: Evening Dress

Human Carwash: Evening Dress

£4.99

The gunging device that makes the toughest of models tremble. This is the most messy gunge tank ever. With a cart on tracks, there is no getting away from the oncoming gunge. Gooey carwash brushes, soaking jets, foam sprayers and multiple gungings along the way. Strap in and enjoy the ride. Here, a girl goes through The Human Carwash wearing an expensive evening dress......

Human Carwash: Karen in Business Wear

Human Carwash: Karen in Business Wear

£4.99

Continuing her job interview, Karen goes through The Human Carwash in business wear...

Human Carwash: Janey in Lingerie

Human Carwash: Janey in Lingerie

£4.99

Janey goes through the dreaded Human Carwash gunge machine in lingerie. Get ready for a destructive mess-fest!..

Human Carwash: Karen's Pass!

Human Carwash: Karen's Pass!

£4.99

After 2 very mucky job interviews with Messyworld, including one at the hands of the 'Messy Mistress', Karen finally gets a pass, so... is going for a ride again.....

Human Carwash: Footballer Gunged

Human Carwash: Footballer Gunged

£4.99

For scoring an own goal, Callum Leigh is gunged in quite possibly the world's scariest gunge tank...He is wearing a retro Manchester United football kit with footie socks and goes through the wet brushes, the foam machine, the blade, the sprayers, the gunge jets, the avalanche and the 3 tanks of gunge including the finale. What a ride!..

Human Carwash: Kerri Fancy Dress

Human Carwash: Kerri Fancy Dress

£4.99

Kerri rides The Human Carwash in a 'wonder women' fancy dress outfit...

Human Carwash: Kim in Bikini

Human Carwash: Kim in Bikini

£4.99

Kim Asktor rides the full Human Carwash in her bikini...

Human Carwash: Kim in Leather

Human Carwash: Kim in Leather

£4.99

Kim rides The Human Carwash in a leather outfit where she gets covered in gunge, foam & layer upon layer of slime..

Human Carwash: Kim in Swimwear

Human Carwash: Kim in Swimwear

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Kim goes through The Human Carwash in swimwear...

Samantha Gets Covered in Pies

Samantha Gets Covered in Pies

£4.99

A very nervous Samantha sits in Messyworld's pie chamber. Surrounding her are 50 Custard and Cream Pies and a very cruel Messy Mistress. Samantha is smothered in the pies until she is left as one large dessert of her own complete with sticky sweet sauces. How will she handle the splattering!..

Rhianna's School Rivalry

Rhianna's School Rivalry

£8.99

An adult boarding school but the same old rivalries. Lisa, Louise & Jessica give rival school attendant, Rhianna, a trashing on behalf of their classmates...

Samantha's Pie Revenge on Michaela

Samantha's Pie Revenge on Michaela

£4.99

Still covered in pie's, Samantha gets revenge for the trashing she received from Michaela...

SlimeShopper: Debbie vs Crystal
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SlimeShopper: Debbie vs Crystal

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As part of Messyworld's 10 year anniversary celebrations, the site has released a limited edition board game in partnership with MessySupplies. The objective is to escape the MessySupplies gunge warehouse without getting messy at the same time as sending your opponent into the Gunge Tank or Slime Pit. Here, Crystal & Debbie play SlimeShopper in this seasonal special. Everyone loves playing games this time of year, just usually not this messy!..

Tamsin in The Pillory System
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Tamsin in The Pillory System

£4.99 £6.99

Wearing a hot pink bikini, Tamsin is locked in the Pillory System, a unique restraining device in which the head, wrists and ankles are secured in place. Once restrained, she receives a table full of custard pies, several buckets of slime and a coating of foam..

The Alternative Beauty Salon with Chelsea

The Alternative Beauty Salon with Chelsea

£4.99

Welcome to Miss Michaela's 'Alternative Beauty Salon', equipped with the very latest makeover technology. Chelsea is here for a luxury alternative makeover session. She has been warned, she may get a little bit of product on her during the makeover process!..

SlimeShopper: Janey vs Caitlyn
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SlimeShopper: Janey vs Caitlyn

£6.99 £8.99

Janey & Caitlyn play SlimeShopper, the messy board game where each player has to try an escape the warehouse and get their opponent in the gunge. As well as a number of potential messy predicaments, the player who loses all their counters to the slime pit will have to take a seat in 'The Destroyer'...

Presenter Auditions with Tamara

Presenter Auditions with Tamara

£8.99

Lisa & Louise have been at the helm for a full year. Management decide to make them audition for their jobs again. When Tamara walks in hoping she'll have a chance to take their place, Lisa & Louise come up with a plan to 'trash' her chances...

Michaela's Revenge on Lisa

Michaela's Revenge on Lisa

£4.99

Michaela always gets her revenge. Following the Messyworld 10 Year Anniversary Gunging, the girls give Lisa a matching trashing. The Gunge Tank, Custard Pies, Gunge Blasters, Buckets of Slime & The Human Carwash await Lisa...

Michaela Metallic Slime

Michaela Metallic Slime

£4.99

Michaela is gunged in Gold, Silver & Bronze metallic slime in leather. She is then covered in Foam and has a second coat of Gold, Silver & Bronze. (2-Part Video)...

Naomi Pied & Slime by Miss Michaela
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Naomi Pied & Slime by Miss Michaela

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Naomi is covered in custard pies by Miss Michaela, she is then placed into the gunge tank for an ultra messy finale...

Lisa's Cookery Corner: Episode 5

Lisa's Cookery Corner: Episode 5

£4.99

Lisa is now back fully in charge of the show, and she will continue to get revenge on her sadistic co-hosts. Lisa is ready and raring to ruin their outfits and give them pie after pie after pie, for all to see...

Lisa's Cookery Corner: Episode 7

Lisa's Cookery Corner: Episode 7

£4.99

It's the end of Lisa's Cookery Corner. Boss Michaela has had enough and decides that she will simply tie them all up on set and lather them in pies, slime & mess...

Lisa's Cookery Corner: Episode 4

Lisa's Cookery Corner: Episode 4

£4.99

After threatening to quit the show following her constant on-screen messy ordeals, Lisa has now been giving full permission to get her own back on her jealous co-hosts. So, with the studio fitted out with the devices she needs, let the fun begin.....

Lisa's Cookery Corner: Episode 6

Lisa's Cookery Corner: Episode 6

£4.99

As part of her continuous mission to torment and humiliate her co-hosts, Lisa orders that they dress as her maid's ready to receive another plethora of pies...

Lisa's Cookery Corner: Episode 3

Lisa's Cookery Corner: Episode 3

£4.99

Following the previous 2 episode's of Lisa's messy torment, she has made a complaint to her manager about her sadistic co-hosts behavior. Unfortunately, her co-hosts, Sarah & Caitlyn have discovered her attempts at removing them, and now, as Episode 3 begins, they have taken her torment to a completely new level. Lisa is hogtied and lifted onto a bed of pies and smothered in all of the desserts, which is worsened further when her boss finds her at the end...

Lisa's Cookery Corner: Episode 2

Lisa's Cookery Corner: Episode 2

£1.99

After the humiliation she experienced on the opening night of Lisa's Cookery Corner, Lisa is naturally nervous. As episode 2 gets under way it is clear that her co-hosts are still angry about her getting the lead role. This time they dunk her head in the bowls of pudding featured in the show. They dunk her so hard that they break the desk which gives them the perfect opportunity to completely trash her...

Lisa's Cookery Corner: Episode 1

Lisa's Cookery Corner: Episode 1

£1.99

Welcome to a brand new cookery show, fronted by Lisa Cole, much to the annoyance of her co-presenters, Sarah & Caitlyn, who clearly do not like her. During the first episode, they show their grievances towards Lisa by humiliating her live on camera for everyone to see. They trash her in all of the sticky pies and delicious desserts laid out in front of them. Lisa tries to remain professional throughout but struggles to maintain her composure as they continue to smother her in everything available at their disposal...

Lisa & Louise Have A Summer Pie Fight

Lisa & Louise Have A Summer Pie Fight

£4.99

It's a hot summer's day and Lisa & Louise decide to cool off with a piefight. They cover each other faces, hair and bodies with sensual cream pies covering their short denim skirts and summer tops. It's so good to watch, even the RAF swoop in to take a look. Filmed in the carpark outside MessyWorld's studios...

Lisa's Toilet Cleaning Discipline

Lisa's Toilet Cleaning Discipline

£8.99

Lisa dresses you in a pink sissy maid's dress, attaches a toilet brush gag to you and makes you clean her toilet. You'd better do a good job, she's got a custard pie and a bucket of gunge hovering over you to make you work that little bit quicker...

Karen's Job Interview - Part 1

Karen's Job Interview - Part 1

£4.99

Karen comes to Messyworld for an audition, let's see if she passes her first test? Miss Michaela will have her fun with her using a plethora of pies, but the big question is, how will she clean off?..

Kim Gunged by Lisa & Louise
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Kim Gunged by Lisa & Louise

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Kimberly is covered in gunge by the ever so slightly irreverent Lisa & Louise...

Human Carwash: Louise in Rubber Military Catsuit
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Human Carwash: Louise in Rubber Military Catsuit

£5.99 £6.99

Lisa & Louise have officially become the new resident hosts of MessWorld.net, and before anything else, Lisa has a score to settle.....

Laura Gets Messy
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Laura Gets Messy

£6.99 £8.99

Laura is covered in food, gunge & pies at the hands of messy sadists Lisa & Louise...

The Quiz with Freya: Round 1

The Quiz with Freya: Round 1

£4.99

Freya takes part in a music based quiz, but there's a catch. Not only will she get gunged if she get's more than 5 questions incorrect, but she's also against the clock, and the timer is trickling gunge falling on her head. So, the longer she takes to answer each question, the more wet & messy she gets.....

Lisa & Louise Pie You on a Summers Day!

Lisa & Louise Pie You on a Summers Day!

£4.99

It's a hot summer's afternoon and Lisa & Louise are bored. They want to cover someone in cream pies for a laugh... then they spot you... ..

Lisa's Pie Vote Result

Lisa's Pie Vote Result

£4.99

Lisa has been voted by viewers of Messyworld to be attached to the cross and pied by the 'Lisa's Cookery Corner' team, including Sarah & Caitlyn...

Jayne Slimed by Lisa & Louise
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Jayne Slimed by Lisa & Louise

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Lisa & Louise have managed to ask Jayne to give her a Messyworld makeover...

Holly Shower's Off (Following Holly's Pie Covering)

Holly Shower's Off (Following Holly's Pie Covering)

£2.99

Following her Mega Pie Covering, Holly shower's off fully clothed...

Janey's Foot Spa Torment
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Janey's Foot Spa Torment

£7.99 £9.99

It's Michaela's time to get her own back on Janey. This time, she has set up her own foot spa, but with extras. There's not just gunge being sprayed at her feet, there are pies and mud to really ruin her feet. After she torments her feet, she leaves her messy in the bathtub to give her subject (the custom maker) a verbal dressing down...

Human Carwash: Michaela Hair, PVC & Boots

Human Carwash: Michaela Hair, PVC & Boots

£4.99

*LiquidXClusive*This video features Miss Michaela dressed in multiple layers of PVC and thigh-high strappy boots. She goes through The Human Carwash with a variety of foam, water, gunge jets and pipes covering her. The water, foam, and gunge fill her catsuit and cover her hair, body, and boots. After the ride, she gets sprayed with gunge and pours buckets of gunge over her sexy PVC boots. This video has an emphasis on hair, PVC & Boots and includes many close-ups. A dedicated rear hair cam captures her sexy long hair getting all gunged up, a boots cam shows how dirty her heels get and a 'bird' cam captures everything from above alongside the standard zoomed in and full-length HD camera's.Produced by Messyworld, this video is a 'LiquidXClusive'..

Holly's Mega Pie Covering (Remastered)

Holly's Mega Pie Covering (Remastered)

£4.99

Holly is fresh out of college and has a new job trial as a pie tester. She has to test out as many custard pies as Miss Michaela can throw at her. On her first day, Miss Michaela sits her down and, with the help of her assistant, plasters her in custard pies. She can hardly come up for air as they continuously trash her in pie after pie after pie.....

Debbie & Crystal 'Destroyer' Vote Result

Debbie & Crystal 'Destroyer' Vote Result

£4.99

It's Debbie vs Crystal in this Easter Gunge vote special. But, who did you vote to send in the gunge tank? Find out here.....

Chelsea Ultra-Messy in 'The Alternative Art Gallery'

Chelsea Ultra-Messy in 'The Alternative Art Gallery'

£4.99

Chelsea becomes the blank canvas as Michaela gets creative. She may be wet, sticky and covered in gunge but at least she looks good...

Caitlyn Swimwear in The Pillory System

Caitlyn Swimwear in The Pillory System

£4.99

Neck, wrists, and ankles secured in place, now Caitlyn will be ready for a full-on trashing in The Pillory System. Includes 'Feet' sprayer, body pipes, pie swing and hand and head gunge tanks. What a scary device! But, hang on, how will she get cleaned off? It appears there's a gunge tank waiting for her also...

10-Year Mega Anniversary Gunging
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10-Year Mega Anniversary Gunging

£5.99 £8.99

Messyworld has been running for 10 years (01.01.2018), and for at least 8 of those, Michaela has been our resident gunger and messy mistress, dishing out all sorts of messy servings to many girls (and guys) along the way. Now, 4 of Michaela's most gunged victims have teamed up to give her a revenge gunging of a lifetime. This was disguised as a messy vote between Cassie and Louise. The Gunge Tank, Custard Pies, gungeBlasters and The Human Carwash all await her in this most intense gunging.....

A Life Of Slime 04: The MessyWorld of Prison Life (Part 1)

A Life Of Slime 04: The MessyWorld of Prison Life (Part 1)

£4.99

Now sentenced to 2 weeks in 'Messy Prison', Lisa is finding life in jail very difficult to adjust to. She is woken up with a bucket of slime, told to stand with her hands on her head whilst she is blasted with canons of gunge, ordered to strip down to her lingerie, tied up and tarnished in pies, slime & horrid gunge by WMPC Michaela, who incidentally shows no mercy whatsoever...

Alex K Gunged in The Pillory System
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Alex K Gunged in The Pillory System

£5.99 £7.99

Alex is locked into The Pillory System, an intimidating device which holds the participant's neck, wrists, and ankles in place. Pumps are positioned at the feet, legs, crotch, chest, head, and hands plus there is also a custard pie swing positioned directly for maximum face coverage. A guarantee of total messy destruction. ..