fter an incredible amount of anticipation, the day has come. This shoot was our longest at over one hour, one of our most anticipated with countless comments across UMD and Instagram, and by far our absolute Messiest! Jane took 172 pies (possibly a few extras as we had trouble keeping count at times lol) followed by 4 slimings! Another first for this video is that the background sound of televisions, neighbors, and the like was not as bad as usual so the audio is unedited so you get to hear some of Jane's lovely comments along with our counting of pies. This colorful commentary includes such gems as (forgive any paraphrasing from a sleep deprived J): "I folded the plate with my ass!" When it became a bit overwhelming in her words, I checked on Jane and assured that it was "Not bad just strange since there is nowhere I can wipe my hands on myself and get them clean."

My favorite of these quotes was Jane thanking her UMD fans after also lovingly calling them "a bunch of assholes" for giving her the massive trashing she asked for. Don't worry! Her thank you is answered with an excellent pie to the face!

The final tally included the following pies:

Belly: 3

Hat/Hair: 7

Feet: 11

Crotch/Thighs: 27

Ass: 31

Chest/Arms: 38

Face: 55

This was followed up by a green pudding sliming, an orange pudding sliming, a chocolate cake batter sliming, and a special shaving cream slime recipe all over Jane's head and her traditional wash-off. No Jane's were harmed in the making of this shoot. However, Jane Bond did get very, Very (Incredibly) messy! It's all here in one download so enjoy!