Zane Bateman plays restaurant critic 'Jean Pierre'. He is snobby, self-serving, and very up himself. Waiter Callum, takes him to the only available seat, 'The VIP area' (secretly designated for difficult guests). Callum proceeds to cover Jean Pierre and destroy his very expensive suit. After covering him in gravy, ketchup, rice pudding, mayonnaise, black treacle, mashed potato, tomatoes, and rice, he then gives him a dessert of 3 layers of colourful gunge.